Alter Kacyzne (Alter-Sholem Katsizne)
The sun shone brightly in a festive way:
today is the king of Chelm’s birthday.
He observes from the terrace on high
if the folk with the new gift are drawing nigh.
Here they come, here they come, the shoes made of gold
forged of real ducats, ready to behold!
The folk crafted this golden footwear
for the king in pride and joy to wear.
Whosoever encounters the king in passing
would clear the way as was certainly fitting.
Town records reveal that in Chelm’s environ
at the same time of year it rains more often.
The streets of Chelm were sodden in clay —
how deep the mud is! – one need not even say!
And the feet of Chelm earnestly trod
from shabes to shabes in relentless wet mud.
Who’s creeping by, then quietly stumbles?
The king in his golden shoes bumbles.
So Chelm gathered its top ministers,
its chief editors, its main senators,
cantors, judges, even rabbis clustered —
the greatest assembly Chelm had ever mustered.
There was nothing further to declare:
the king his golden shoes must wear!
His people paid and worked for them dearly
to see the king shod in gold so clearly!
And then? One small thing is still outstanding:
in the mud the gold is entirely missing.
They must be nothing if not cautious:
the king must wear a pair of galoshes.
But in order for the gold to stand out
each galosh must have its front torn out,
so the gold is perceived from far and wide
to fill the hearts of Chelm with joy and pride.
But on those days of mud to the ankle
the king forgoes the holes paradoxical:
the king, and too, his wife esteemed,
may stuff the holes with straw, it is deemed.
And there we see the Chelm court uniform:
two high galoshes with holes in the front,
the holes stuffed with plugs of straw
and this is how the king heads off.
Translated by Miri Koral
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